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Joke of the Day
"If I get a penny for every racist joke I make.. Black people would rob me."
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"My friend's bakery burned down last night Now his business is toast"
"Plumbing My German plumber accidentally hooked up the gas pipes to my shower.... I guess old habits die hard."
"What should I say? Someone just said I'm in denial But I'm not"
"So I ruined the employee barbecue yesterday. My boss wouldn't stop grilling me about it."
"What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine? Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one."
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he got the gas bill."
"What do you call a dehydrated frenchman? Pierre"
"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger says, ""Hey you, get offa' my cloud."" A Scotsman says, ""Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."""
"What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout."