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Joke of the Day
"I want to visit north Korea one day... before everything goes south."
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"What gets very small when exposed to cold? **YOUR PE**..anut butter ice cream crave"
"When I was a kid I made all of my toys watch Toy Story so that they knew I was on to them."
"What do running shoes and Neo-Nazis have in common? Both make Jews run faster! (Sorry, but as an agnostic Jew myself, I hope that it's okay for me to make this joke.)"
"Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they"
"I have a friend who is half-Indian... He's Ian."
"[dies and goes to hell] me: ""mom? dad!? what are you doing here!"" dad: ""we used to switch your food with the dog's food sometimes."""
"Press Release: ""Big thank you to Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice"" Sincerely, Tony Stewart's PR Team"
"if it's not a failure it sucks ass"
"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffeinated"