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Joke of the Day

"I went to an allotment yesterday to find more soil there than the day before. Today, I went there again and found even more soil.. The plot thickens..."

"Necrophilia The insatiable urge to crack open a cold one"

"I'm through making Alzheimer's jokes guys I just don't know why I liked making them anymore"

"Kevin Hart is performing in Baltimore tonight..... Should be a riot :p"

"A masochist and a sadist are doing their thing... The masochist says: ""Hit me"" and the sadist answers: ""no..."""

"YikYak Trivia Crack give the dog a bone... How could I ever shit without my phone?"

"Accidentally played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels."

"I walked in a Library... I walked in a library and asked the librarian for a book about small penises. The librarian said, ""I'm not sure if it's in yet"". I replied ""Yeah, that's the one"""

"What lurks in the dark, has wings and sucks blood? The new Always Ultra."

"Do you know the major difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race."