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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a good joke and click bait? This is click bait."
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"What do you call a mexican who has a rubber toe and lost his car, Robert carlos"
"Headed to a funeral. #yolo"
"My wife walked in on me and found me f***ing our daughter... I didn't know what she found more disturbing, the fact I was f***ing our daughter, or that the abortion clinic sold me her fetus."
"Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids? Because she married Mr. Softy!"
"How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar? Even the pool tables have no balls"
"What do call groups of the 5 most dangerous animals? A troop of gorillas A shiver of sharks A streak of tigers A band of Indians And a gang of niggers."
"If you don't let me in the bathroom, I can't guarantee your safety when you pee. ~dogs, apparently"
"What gets harder the more you play with it? A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!"
"May 4th is Star Wars day May the 4th be with you!"