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Joke of the Day
"My Dad always calls me goldfish... I forget why"
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"Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated? Because he thought people were taking him for granite."
"If this phone were really smart, it wouldn't let me call people."
"The word ""Fat"" just looks like someone took a bite out of the word ""Eat""."
"Nice guys finish last Which is quite unfortunate, given that nice guys finish last"
"I made an late-night appointment with my escort But she informed me she is only working normal orifice-hours these days."
"So the Zika virus causes tiny brains huh? Something something something Congress something something Donald Trump."
"COP: Know why I stopped you? ""Drag racing?"" COP: Nope. ""Speeding?"" COP: Definitely not. ""Cuz I'm on a unicycle?"" COP: That's the one."
"How do you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? Ask them to say the word **unionized**"
"What did zero say to eight? Nice belt."