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Joke of the Day
"Rape. Short word, long sentence!"
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"ALFRED: *wringing out wet birthday party invitation* it's difficult to read, but i'd hazard a guess at aquaman, master wayne"
"What's an asian's favorite drug? HERROine ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry, ^^^^^^that ^^^^^^was ^^^^^^aweful."
"Sometimes I tell myself that everything that I've been through in life is totally worth it. Then I laugh hysterically."
"My mom nearly had a stroke in a strip club last night..... But she couldn't quite reach."
"What happened to the guy who ingested lead? It wasn't the lead that killed him, but rather the element of surprise."
"Helped a homeless guy move today... I picked up his vomit and threw it across the street."
"Interview Boss: Greatest weakness Me: Sometimes I answer questions with 90s rap lyrics B: Is that here on your resume M: Whoomp, there it is"
"If you are having anxiety over something you've said or done, just remember that 90% of the world only cares what you look like."
"What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch? Paddy O'Furniture"