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Joke of the Day
"Helped a homeless guy move today... I picked up his vomit and threw it across the street."
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"If simply wrinkling my nose at your smell is politer than spraying you head to foot with Febreze then so be it. Not happy but so be it."
"What do sex and air have in common? It's no big deal unless you aren't getting any. Heard on the radio."
"What is a paranoid man's favorite food? Who wants to know?"
"A man speaks with his daughter. Father : Well, you fuck way better than your mother. Daughter : I know, my brothers told me!"
"How to catch an elephant Dig a big hole Fill it with ashes Sprinkle peas on top When the elephant goes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole."
"Don't apologize because you haven't tweeted in a while. No one cared."
"NEXT APOLOGY I'M WAITING FOR PAULA DEEN TO APOLOGIZE FOR HER FAMILY STARTING THE CIVIL WAR"
"How do you catch a digital fish Online"
"Official /r/jokes announcement"