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Joke of the Day

"- Dracula darling, you have something stuck in your teeth. - Vhere, here? - No... - Here? - No, just go look in- - GO LOOK IN WHAT, SARAH?"

"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack, quack, quack."""

"I'm no different than any other bachelor. I put my pants on one leg at a time and clean the house once every new girlfriend."

"If only the Olympics had an event that involved falling down and not spilling your drink..."

"Got to THE GATES and St. Peter said, ""Go home you're drunk!"" Just another time alcohol saved my life."

"Why do all public restrooms feel haunted?"

"I broke my finger last week On the other hand, i'm ok"

"What is the origin of black jewish people? The oven."

"My girlfriend told me that she looked fat, and wanted me to give her a compliment... I told her that her eyesight was outstanding."

"If April showers bring May flowers... then May flowers bring Pilgrims."