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Joke of the Day

"If only the Olympics had an event that involved falling down and not spilling your drink..."

"I ran over my wife yesterday I was devastated, but she was crushed"

"After working retail I've discovered that there are two types of people in the world Those who can read signs, and customers."

"How did the feminist die? Alone"

"Hitler on mining ""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"" [Hitler rubs chin] ""So mine less"" [Grammar Nazi bursts through the door] ""MINE FEWER!"" [Hitler looks up] ""Yes?"""

"Ethereal A breakfast suggestion from Mike Tyson"

"What does a Muslim magician say before his trick? Araba-cadabra"

"Have you heard about the 2 tampons that could never get dates? [language] They were both stuck up cunts."

"Britain are predicted to do well in the Pole Vault event at the Olympics this year Due to the large number of Polish people they have to practice with."

"How can you tell a blonde is having a really bad day? Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil!"