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"If only the Olympics had an event that involved falling down and not spilling your drink..."
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"Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart? They prefer a Target."
"""If you don't let the Jews go, I will find you. I will kill you."" Liam Neeson returns in... TAKEN 3: SCHINDLER'S PISSED (Summer 2015)"
"Just lost my mood ring... not sure how I feel about that."
"Kinda creepy that Noah could tell the difference between the male and female versions of EVERYTHING"
"The revolution will not be televised. It will be streaming on netflix this summer"
"Last night I found out you can make a lot of people REALLY angry if you dress in a Star Trek costume and also carry a light saber"
"Voting booths are like brothels You have to decide which ass you want."
"ME: Velma cant see anything without her glasses, so in order to find her glasses, she needs to be wearing them PRIEST: Those are your vows?"
"When the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again."