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Joke of the Day
"Why do all public restrooms feel haunted?"
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"Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the parrots eat em' all."
"A kleptomaniac in a bakery really takes the cake"
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"Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out-standing in his field."
"What do you say to encourage someone who is masturbating? You do you!"
"If it walks and talks like Stephen Hawking... It's probably not Stephen Hawking."
"Do you know; what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake? Your MOUTH!"