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Joke of the Day
"Why do all public restrooms feel haunted?"
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"Two men walk into a bar... the third one ducks."
"My wife pulled this one on me the other day My wife: you know Mona Lisa Me: yeah? My Wife: well before she met me she was just Lisa"
"What is the difference between 69 and an ambush ? With 69 you see the cunt coming at you."
"SO SPEAKETH THE OUIJA BOARD, ""N E W N U M B E R W H O I S T H I S"""
"Hey girl, are you Liam Neeson's daughter? Because if so nvm"
"BRB YOU GUYS, I GOTTA DO THIS FACEBOOK QUIZ TO FIND OUT WHAT BREED OF CAT I AM"
"Kermit the Frog's favorite sex position? Pig in a Blanket."
"""Nobody move!"" - 19th century photographer"
"Two Pigs Laying In The Sun... One pig says: ""It's so hot out here."" The other pig says: ""I am..."" (_) ( _)>- (_) ""Bacon."""