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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when Al Capone goes camping? Criminal intent."
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Medusa Barbie ...Barbie with snakes for hair"
"Two vultures boarded an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looked at them and said, ""I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion per passenger is allowed."""
"You know it's cold outside when you go outside and trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it."
"Pharmacies could save a lot of hassle and just have customers walk through a denim detector to see if they're cooking meth."
"Google Assistant gave me that one What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener"
"I dig, You dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It's not a good poem, but it's deep."
"Have you ever tried duck sausage? Why don't you duck on down and get you some?"
"Grab a plate and throw it on the floor. Did it break? Yes? Ok, now tell it you're sorry. Good, now, did it unbreak? No? Now you understand."
"How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? ..To get to the other side!"