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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet fuck all."
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"Where do you find the Bible in a library? ""Fiction""."
"My therapist asked me, ""How would leaving twitter make you feel?"" I replied by asking him, ""How would switching therapists make you feel?"""
"*getting murdered* Oh, wow, this is totally clearing my sinuses"
"Secret combination of ingredients for homemade Viagra discovered Add 2 parts MiracleGro to 1 part Fix-A-Flat"
"What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet? It takes 10 months to give it a good meal"
"Black people are human beings."
"Wife said since she got bangs she misses her eyebrows. I told her to think of her bangs as one big eyebrow. I shouldn't talk anymore."
"ME: So, where are the Hobbits? GUIDE: Again, that's Middle Earth. This is Central America. ME: Ooh, right. *Whispers in fear* Orc territory."
"Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life."