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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find the Bible in a library? ""Fiction""."
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"Chipotle has been hacked for an hour and hasn't noticed... Taylor Swift was hacked and wrote an album about it 30 seconds after."
"Whats the difference between a woman and a computer? A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies"
"Naked and Afraid but it's just you in someone else's bathroom with a toilet that won't flush"
"You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body."
"WIFE: I love you NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: Actually it's just emotional comfort after years of being toget- WIFE: *packing* I'll be at my mothers"
"What's Jared Fogle's favorite weather? El nino."
"[waking from 10 yr coma] Where am I? ""Don't worry. You're home in America"" But...I'm Swedish! ""World Emperor Trump will explain everything"""
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? ""Hold onto your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job."""
"I once met a man who was half Irish and half Scottish He needed a drink but he couldn't afford one."