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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find the Bible in a library? ""Fiction""."
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"Irreplaceable - Beyonce. I can have another you by tomorrow."
"I like birthdays but I think too many can kill you"
"I have created a subreddit dedicated to all times that OP doesn't deliver The link is in the comments"
"Convincing your girlfriend she's crazy is called gaslighting, and it's a dick move. Convincing her she's a robot is called bladerunning... It's a Phillip K. Dick move."
"What is the only thing keeping fat people from jenny craig? The door"
"Can I favorite people's favorites of me? Looking for more affirmation."
"""Why is there a jar of pickles in the bathroom?"" ""I like pickles."" ""Do you eat them when you're on the toilet?"" ""Ewww! EAT them?! Gross!"""
"I bet r/clocks is blowing up right now. [x-post from Showerthoughts]"
"What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball? ""Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"""