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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday? A once in a lifetime opportunity."
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"I like to take candy from a kid cause sugar is bad for them. Then, I eat it in front of them while saying, ""don't do this"""
"Had Irish 7 coarse meal for lunch today 6 pack and a baked potato. Was delicious!"
"I was going to make a joke about amplifiers but I got too much negative feedback."
"Donald Trump has been saying he will run for president as a Republican. Which is surprising, since I just assumed he was running as a joke."
"70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots."
"This morning I saw a lady scraping the ice off her wind shield with her credit card. ..She's not going to make any progress at that rate."
"What do you call a gay loaf of bread? A faguette"
"After witnessing the second coming of Jesus. My life has changed. I have decided not to watch Mexican Porn again."
"I've found that jogging is much more fun when you never do it."