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Joke of the Day
"What is white and interferes with the meal? An avalanche."
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"What is censorship? [removed]"
"I'm No Gynaecologist... ...but I know a cunt when I see one."
"I knew she'd been working at the foundry... because I smelter."
"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation"
"If you're gonna write a 300 word Instagram description for your photo, go ahead & throw a murder confession in there. Nobody will ever know."
"Tonight's Menu: Gourmet pork blend sausage with organic tomato reduction, served on warm split bread rolls. AKA: Hot dogs with ketchup."
"Stuffs more popcorn in my face* Why don't bad guys in movies just paint the red wire green?"
"Having watched the entire season of a show before me doesn't make you better than me, it makes you more unemployed than me"
"Why did they name golf golf? Because fuck was already taken."