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Joke of the Day
"I was going to write a joke about Kim kardashian's orifices, but they've all been done."
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"My wife is a famous porn star. But she would be pissed if she ever found out."
"What do you call immigrants in Sweden? Swede-ish"
"It's a good thing this video game is rated mature because it's going to be babysitting the kids tonight."
"Buy a man a fish, and feed him for a day, but teach a man to fish... And he has to buy a fishing pole, tackle, fishing line, and acquire a fishing licence."
"Going to Forest Whitaker's house, but I can't tell if it's the one on the right or the left."
"My job is affecting my mental health Whenever I put my welding hood on, the world just seems like a dark place..."
"My friend spent 4 years in jail for something he didn't do Run."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and all over my crotch."
"I don't get it, no one complains when Madonna and Angelina Jolie steal black kids from Africa."