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Joke of the Day
"I was going to write a joke about Kim kardashian's orifices, but they've all been done."
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"Did you hear the one about the dog with no limbs named joint? Every morning his owner would take him out for a drag"
"Kristen gave Sally 3 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. Todd gave Sally 5 flowers and 3 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? Cancer."
"What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers? Infantry."
"Hellen of troy, the face that launched a thousand ships... ...And the ass that docked them."
"An egg with 28 followers says I'm not funny. So if you need me, I'll just be in the kitchen making an omelette."
"Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher? He only had one pupil."
"I slipped on ice and discovered I'm a natural at break dancing"
"How many Redditors does it take to tell a joke? Two. One to post it and another to create a better punchline in the comments."
"What size bed comfortably fits a married couple? Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch."