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Joke of the Day
""" I saw Lisa today... Dats hilarious!"""
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"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles"
"I have never turned down an offer to smell something"
"Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke? Because he fainted."
"Life is a lot like chess You've always got to be thinking two steps ahead. And most people want to be white."
"Just wondering what is a funny punchline to: (saw this incomplete joke in southpark) A baptist priest with a huge boner walks into a bar..."
"Sometimes I tell myself that everything that I've been through in life is totally worth it. Then I laugh hysterically."
"Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus."
"Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing."
"I tried to grab some fog. I mist."