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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an exploding monkey? a BA-BOOM!"
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"Terrifying to think that one puff of marijuana can transform your life into a carnival of lies & ultimately, murder."
"What's green and furry and smells like pig? Kermit the Frog's finger"
"I have an invisible friend. I haven't seen him for some time now."
"What was Hitler's favorite drink? Orange jews."
"Do you know what makes darks better than whites? Not dropping all your fucking socks"
"What is a cat's favorite breakfast? Mice crispies."
"What is worse than biting through an apple, and finding a worm inside? ~~Rape~~ The picky fuckers on this website."
"Women Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad"
"Superman's only weakness is the extremely rare Kryptonite that all his enemies have."