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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cows hang out with camels? They're all a bunch of drama-dairies."
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"Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop."
"I like my women how I like my Christmas trees. Illegally taken in the forest."
"What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.......just kidding.....poop"
"What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky."
"The Constitution has barely been altered in 200 years, but my $300 textbook is worth $0.82 bc they came out with a new edition mid-semester."
"You know you're wrong... when YouTube commenters start agreeing with you."
"I can't go to sleep if any of my apps need to be updated, but will drive my car with the check engine light until it explodes"
"i'm not sure i cooked this chicken all the way through but you know i've had a good life"
"Pizza Hut ad: ""Do you want the same old same old, or do you want the original?"" Think about these words."