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Joke of the Day

"A woman walks into a bar... The bartender asks what's she'd like to drink. The woman asks for a double entendre, so he gives it to her."

"How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb? I thought 12, but the basements still dark."

"Know any good jokes about running? I need a muse for an art project I'm doing. Also who doesn't love terrible jokes/puns. Looking for things like refrigerator/nose running, but other objects."

"I've been dating this girl who works at the zoo. I'm pretty sure she's a keeper."

"[Crossword] 7 across) Person you work with, 9 letters COWORKER 21 down) Person you hate, 9 letters COWORKER"

"New Mexican word for today: Brief Today, my homie farted so hard, I could barely brief"

"Thinking about starting an independent pharmacy called ""Netflix and Pills"". Quality patient care with 24/7 Netflix while you wait. Thoughts?"

"I can already tell December 21st will be the most annoying day in Facebook history."

"Did you guys hear about the football player who hits women? No the other one. No the other one."

"A Florida police dog is being fired after biting two people; but to be fair, who wouldn't want to hurt people from Florida?"