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Joke of the Day

"I can already tell December 21st will be the most annoying day in Facebook history."

"I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow? #badpickuplines"

"How did the Mexican want his sex? Orale, homes!"

"If it defies all logic, and makes very little sense then it was probably my idea..."

"My brother said his wife is ""like a plunger"" when she gets drunk. She likes to bring up old shit. Hahahaha"

"""I need you to tie my poop together."" ""What? You've gotta be kidding me!"" ""No, I shit, you knot."""

"Wanna hear a joke about unemployed people? Nevermind, they don't work."

"If I ever wave back at someone who wasn't waving at me, I just leave my hand up in the air, hail a cab and tell him to drive me off a cliff"

"In my house ""no"" means keep doing it till mom loses her shit."

"I was told to put two planks together I totally nailed it."