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Joke of the Day
"I've been dating this girl who works at the zoo. I'm pretty sure she's a keeper."
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"You guys know Chumbawamba broke up because you kept spelling it ""Chumbawumba,"" right?"
"If you're looking for good jokes go to r/shitredditsays. The stuff they get angry about is pretty damn funny."
"How do you keep a turkey in suspense? ...... ...... ...... I'll get back to you in a few weeks"
"A banker, a Greek and a German sit on a table ... There are ten cookies on that table. The banker takes nine and tells the German: ""Watch out, the Greek so going to steal your cookie!"""
"Why do milking stools only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder"
"Watching the basketball game with my dad... Me: Do you think Irving will score a three pointer in the last couple minutes? Dad: I don't know, that's quite a long shot."
"What do you get if you cross a rhetorical question and a joke?"
"My wife is: 1) Am amazing mom and a great friend 2) Still the most beautiful girl I've ever been with 3) Now following me on Twitter"
"Definition of laziness : It's a talent of taking rest before you get tired..........coz prevention is better than cure"