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Joke of the Day
"Why was the computer programmer single? Because he couldn't commit."
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"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"Sorry I said you looked like black Garfield in your Catwoman costume."
"Keep calm and text a random number...""I'm pregnant"""
"They say faith can't move mountains But I've seen what it can do to skyskrapers"
"How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably one but you can't generalise."
"The longest joke in the world. [Worth it.] (http://www.longestjokeintheworld.com)"
"Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow."
"What is Sherlock's porn star name? Benedict Cuminhersnatch"
"*buys shed at B&Q* B&Q: Are you putting this up yourself? Me: No, it's going in the garden. B&Q: Me: B&Q: I can't help you anymore."