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Joke of the Day

"My roommate recently had me added to her insurance. Not what I was thinking of when we spoke about friends with benefits."

"Royal Canadian Mounted Police (""Mountie"") joke Did you hear about the near-sighted Mountie?...He tied his whistle to a tree and blew his horse."

"My favorite Robin Williams joke What do you call a person with both Down syndrome and Tourette syndrome?"

"There's no cool way to chase a bouncing ping pong ball."

"When my cat has an accident on the carpet, he hides to escape responsibility. It's a, ""shit and run""."

"Why is it so hard to give up fizzy drinks? That shits like liquid Coke!"

"My wife's cock crazy... Two licks then she goes nuts."

"I got 99 problems... and having a triple-digited number of problems ain't one."

"i'd like to move to the fifth most populated city in france i've heard it's nice."

"Nothing says' I love my dog' quite like spending more money on his haircut than you do your own."