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Joke of the Day
"What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it? Au-burn ^He^^He^^^He^^^^He"
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"What is Donald Trump's favorite city to visit. Islamabad"
"Did you her about the boy that was born without any eyelids? They used the foreskin from the circumcision to make them. I guess you could say he was a little cockeyed."
"Why did the anthropologist eat a lot of yogurt? So that he could understand culture."
"They say never go food shopping when you're hungry but it's been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier."
"A hippie just used ""dude"" in so many different contexts while talking to me I had to translate using my Brosetta Stone."
"What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub? You throw in some laundry and detergent."
"We got your viagra A man walks into a pharmacy to pick up some prescription drugs. The pharmacist says: ""oh, we got your viagra!"" The man replies: ""I don't give a fuck anymore"""
"(Business) Mike: It's a sled. I call it the Mikesled. Bob: I have a better idea."
"Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S."