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Joke of the Day
"I find like geologers make really good friends... ...they are very down to Earth."
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"Yo mumma so fat.. Yo mumma so fat that she needs two wristwatches, one on each hand because she's in two timezones. NOTE: I'm Australian so I spell the word mum with an 'u'"
"There's nothing wrong with being a self-made man... Unless you have an Oedipus complex and a time machine."
"Someone asked me why I only date terminal cancer patients... They asked if I did it to show them love during their waning months, which is a nice thought. But I'm really just bad with commitment."
"What's an Atheist's favorite joke book? The bible. Please don't kill me for this."
"going to do everything the Nyquil bottle tells me not to"
"I still don't understand how to avoid clickbait... Neither do you"
"What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple? An idle worshiper."
"Bigfoot, an alien, and a Pilgrim walk into a bar. I need a punch line."
"I saw a sign on the highway that read ""End Road Construction."" And I was like, shit, the anti-road construction people are getting vocal."