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Joke of the Day

"""I liked small butts. I was lying."" - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession"

"Don't make fun of a fat man with a lisp. He is probably thick and tired of it"

"I'll never understand the appeal of TV shows about food. To me that's like listening to the Victoria Secret Fashion Show on the radio."

"I have one alcoholic beverage and they call me an alcoholic But when I have a Fanta, no one calls me fantastic."

"I scream, you scream, this funeral just got more interesting."

"I went for a run but came back home after 5 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes"

"How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? I dunno, I just repost them."

"i was dating a hot air balloonist at least she let me down gently"

"I don't understand how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living."

"Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!"