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Joke of the Day

"What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman? He just wants her to be down to Mars"

"What do you call a female with down syndrome? Debby Downer"

"My wife mentioned that she couldn't remember if she took her anti-anxiety medication. I asked if she was worried about it?"

"I'd like to thank my hands... I'd like to thank my hands for always being at my side, my legs for supporting me through thick and thin, and my fingers... Because I can always count on them."

"My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it... We went out and had drinks. Cool guy, he wants to be a web designer."

"The Patriots were impressive last night You don't win a game like that with Luck alone"

"Do you know which End she was talking about? My teacher pointed me with her ruler and declared that at the end of her ruler is an idiot. I was suspended for a week for just asking which end!"

"I'm going to open a restaurant and call it I Don't Care. So us men can finally take u women to the place u want to go to when we ask"

"""The snack that smiles back..."" ""Babies!"""

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts."