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Joke of the Day

"What do ducks use to get high? Quack cocaine [Originally from Askreddit](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/36u262/whats_the_best_joke_we_can_make_one_word_at_a_time/crh46r7)"

"A magician was driving through a neighborhood... and then he turned into a driveway."

"How do the jews comunicate? With smoke signals"

"I swapped my wife's parachute around with her backpack. Now when the bitch goes on her stupid camping holiday, all she will have is a parachute. *copypaste from sickipedia.org*"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino \\()/ "

"Does a bear pope in the woods?"

"Me: Someone broke into the business next door last night. Coworker: Wasn't the building alarmed? Me: Buildings don't get scared. CW....."

"Four facts about women that prove they can do miracles. 1. They can get wet without taking a shower. 2. Bleed without being hurt. 3. Producing milk without eating grass. 4. Making boneless meat hard."

"KILLER: I'M GONNA CATCH YOU ME: YOU'LL NEVER CA- [stops running to pet a dog]"

"My experience with organized crime was getting two friends to help me tip a vending machine while I reached up inside for chips."