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Joke of the Day
"I never knew who my father was Until my mom revealed that she had a sex change"
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"At what point does CPR become necrophilia? When you're both stiff"
"I'm sick of all these holocaust jokes. My Grandfather died in a concentration camp. Dumb bastard fell off the guard tower."
"American Politics That's it, that's the joke"
"What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I'm wringing wet."
"Scat and feces... Different names for the same shit."
"3 men in a boat with 4 cigarettes but no way to light them. What do they do? Throw one cigarette away and the boat becomes one cigarette lighter."
"""Ohana"" means family, and family means that no Monopoly game can ever finish well."
"Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Wow. Nobody's ever asked me that. Interviewer: Take a minute to th- Me: Arendelle."
"Whoa. Wait a minute. So those stick figures on your car aren't for pedestrians you ran over? Damn it! *starts scraping off her stickers*"