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Joke of the Day

"Chasing the American dream... does not count as exercise."

"My mom drove her car into a tree. She sure found out how a Mercedes bends."

"My friend said onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at him."

"I texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her it was over. I'm Ruthless."

"What kind of birds stick together? Vel-crows"

"I tried using self deprecating humor But I'm not any good at it."

"A real ""nonstop flight"" would be terrifying."

"What do you call a Bronie in the military? A GIbronie!"

"What's in common between Batman and a black guy? They can't go into a store without Robin"

"To the man that stole my copy of Microsoft Office I will find you. You have my word!"