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Joke of the Day
"What's in common between Batman and a black guy? They can't go into a store without Robin"
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"Deja Moo When you are sure you have heard this bullshit before."
"Dead Alive Other"
"How do you call black guy that missed his train? Nigga, you racist!"
"""Have you heard about the movie constipation?"" ""It hasn't come out yet."""
"Mullets: Business in the front. Party-at-a-mobile-home-til-5am-drinking-Pabst-then-go-home-&-get-arrested-for-domestic-violence in the back"
"I was angry when my neighbors put a fence around their swimming pool but then I got over it"
"A programmer's wife asks him to pick up a loaf of bread and, if they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer comes home with a dozen loaves of bread."
"#ThoughtsInMyHead 1. How much wine can a cat drink? 2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat? 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat?"
"""Okay--don't get cancer."" (My response to ""Have a safe flight."")"