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Joke of the Day
"I'm 49 and my girlfriend is 5 months pregnant! What do you guys think we should do?"
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"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman? Snowballs!"
"Musicians are perverts. The drummer sits in the back beating it, the guitarist is constantly fingering minors, the bassist is slapping it around, and they all like the pianist."
"I had my first PBR and it turns out that the stuff is just beer. It's just beer everyone"