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Joke of the Day
"I told the wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
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"What did the seamen say to his friend? It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head."
"What is long, green, and has ""cum"" in it? A cucumber! Totally a cucumber..."
"Did you hear Donald Trump was in a fantasy action movie? He was the White Power ranger"
"What's a thoughtful person's favourite dip? Hmmmus."
"I don't have instagram, so I thought you guys should know I had Starbucks this morning. The cup was super cool looking. I also saw a rainbow"
"I fucked a fat woman in an elevator.. It was wrong on so many levels"
"How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box."
"I believe we should all pay our taxes with a smile I tried, but they wanted cash"
"Have you heard about the new up and coming racially biased dice game? They're calling it nazi"