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Joke of the Day

"Seven year old brother hit me with this one Him: How do people look at the internet? Me: How? Him: With their google-y eyes"

"Why was the dolphin sad? Because it had no porpoise in life."

"Mariah Carey'a New Year's performance. That's it..."

"I was cured of lycanthropy. Now I'm a were-wolf."

"What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you? He'll have Nunavut"

"Not saying I'm special but kids these days never have any money behind their ears."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass"

"What's worse than locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside to ask for a clothes hanger"

"I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones."

"What do you call it when wolves get bad breath? Howl-itosis."