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Joke of the Day

"Seven year old brother hit me with this one Him: How do people look at the internet? Me: How? Him: With their google-y eyes"

"I think my wife is going to bake me some pickle bread! She just got home with a big box and said she would surprise me tonight with her new dill dough."

"It doesn't matter how windy it is or how fast you run, dogs make terrible kites."

"BEST JOKE EVER What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."

"We're probably like 10 years away from ppl running for president strictly for more Twitter followers"

"A jealous woman...can make the FBI look like mall security."

"*sits down in a classy as hell bar* ""barkeep! a bottle of your finest champagne please. I earn..."" *lowers shades* ""$200 every 4 months"""

"I was checking into a hotel the other week....."

"What people travel the most? Romans."

"Tim Cook officially came out of the closet... at least this is the one time when Android users can't claim that theirs came out first."