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Joke of the Day

"Why can the Cornish always lend a hand? They probably have a spare."

"Doctor doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!"

"Why would a needle even be in a haystack? Who sews in a barn?"

"My teacher asked me if I knew any anagrams of ""denied"". I said, ""Indeed""."

"So If I get lucky with a Native American... Do I get to say I Poked her in her Hontas?"

"Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed? Cause the building collapsed, duh."

"What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy? Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke."

"Why do women find the guy in 50 Shades of Grey sexy? beats me"

"I think I speak for the majority of mute people when I don't say anything at all."

"A neutron walks into a bar... The bartender hands him a drink and says, 'For you, no charge!'"