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Joke of the Day

"I'd definitely watch a show with Dr. Phil going door to door reading people's Google search history out-loud with the most judgmental stare."

"Can I program my dvr to delete Whitney but keep the funny commercials?"

"I'm going to donate these clothes I don't wear anymore to charity after I drive them around in the trunk of my car for eight months."

"Please may I have a new bum? Mines got a crack in it"

"What's the difference between a white orgy and a black orgy? Five black people having sex is only considered a threesome."

"My wife says I snore really bad, so I stayed awake all night to see if she if she was right. Turns out she's a liar, I didn't snore once."

"Day 2 of being Kidnapped. Kidnappers have now committed suicide."

"I honestly have allergies and dry skin this time of year, but it never looks good for a dude to have tissues & lotion on his desk."

"What bounces and makes kids cry? My child support checks."

"A blonde joke"