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Joke of the Day

"your call is important to us. like, super important. we all bought new outfits for this call. dave is wearing a wig"

"What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber"

"What was Confucius' favorite comfort food? Macaroni and Qi."

"Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work"

"A husband asked his wife to say something that would make him happy and sad at the same time. She said ""You have a bigger dick than your brother.""."

"Velcro sanitary towels... They're a bloody rip off"

"So they're making a documentary on Canadian wildlife. I hear it's going to be a mooseterpiece."

"fovorite irish jokes? how does an irish duck say hello... whats the quack? - this may be the worst irish joke ever... does anyone have an irish joke worse than this?"

"So I posted an opposing view on r/The_Donald [removed]"

"bear walks into a bar A bear walks into a bar and takes a bite. bear: beer please. barman: sorry, you're on drugs. Please leave bear: I'm not on drugs barman: what about that barbiturate"