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"What is the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat? The wheelchair."
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"Frodo Baggins doesn't get Back Court Violations in basketball. He gets a There and Back Again"
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"What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !"
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"Start a slow-clap in a quiet, crowded room. The first person that joins you, marry them. They're your soulmate."
"What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus? Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over *his* body"
"NSFW What do jesus and girls have in common? The expression on their faces when they got nailed."
"Chuck Norris can't fuck with Kanye! lool Chuck Norris is the only person Kanye West won't interrupt!"
"Doctor says: ""No sex for 6 weeks after birth."" Me: Why? Did her vagina see its shadow? Doctor: Me: Doctor: Please tell me you're not the father."