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Joke of the Day
"Why did you get a tattoo? Because tatthrees were too expensive."
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"I made a miniature lemon-lime pie... It was a little tart"
"What does r/jokes have in common with Amy Schumer Most of these joke aren't original."
"Sunscreen isn't very effective... It didn't protect Steve Irwin from harmful Rays"
"Standing in a park today wondering why a frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. And then it hit me! -Stewart Francis"
"If a website dies on the Internet and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound"
"*wears one gryffindor and one slytherin sock to work to represent the internal human struggle between good and evil*"
"A guy once told me life's too short to stress, but it turned out that life's much shorter for people who give advice to stressed out people."
"How much money do gay bars make? A buttload."
"I will not be giving shelter to any men in my bunker after the apocalypse only women, and there is a dress code.... #Doomsday2012"