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Joke of the Day
"He tells the punchline first. What's the worst thing about a time traveling comedian?"
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"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone A bitch sleeps with everyone, except you"
"Goodnight moon. Goodnight cow jumping over the moon. Goodnight space cow preventing other cows from clearing the moon. Goodnight ketamine."
"How do you call a puzzled amputee? Stumped."
"How do you make rape funny? You force it"
"Married men live longer then single men. So if you want a slow death...... ;-)"
"George Washington's underage brother got into taverns by using the dollar as a fake ID."
"Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes? He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out..."
"What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other? *RECALCULATING....*"
"How do you know if you sisters on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood."