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Joke of the Day
"Want to know how copper wire was invented? Two jews fighting over a penny."
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"love is joke hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins? Head to head race"
"Me: Excuse me, where are your nails that twist? Worker: You mean screws? Me: I don't know, I'm not a nail scientist. Worker...."
"Sorry babe, you knew you were dating a bad boy [shuffles Pokemon cards without the plastic covers]"
"I want to be a father someday But my son says I should start now"
"Oh ya, let's sit down and talk about it! *That's how I end and win any argument with hubby."
"Dams. The only thing that holds back liquid better... Is the idea of using a port-a-potty. ""Look, I know my pants are brownening and getting wet, but I'll just wait forever -- I CANNOT go in there."""
"What do you call a mexican barber? El Chapo"
"What do a hand rolled cigarette and hippy sex have in common? [This](http://i.imgur.com/KRuRgF9.gif)"