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Joke of the Day

"A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in the ninth grade; which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she is the only one that's 18."

"I might care more about Twilight if Count Chocula was in it."

"A priest walks into a bar.. He looks around and leaves disappointed. Everyone is over 18."

"This coffee is so strong it just raised 5 children on a nurse's salary."

"What do you call a man with no will to live? Willis."

"Rodman, Rogen and Jong-un walk into a bar...(add your punchline because I don't have un!)"

"She once called me bae so I had to baeurry her in my backyard.."

"How to spot a douchebag in the gym? Really bad so he hurts himself."

"For me, racism is the same as masturbating. I don't approve of it, but I'm pretty damn good at it. (Credits to Ronald Goedemondt)"

"What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's pretty heavy and the other is a little lighter"