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Joke of the Day
"Why was the pig in the kitchen? It was bacon."
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"If a puppy stabbed me in the face and stole my car, I'd still be like, ""aww."""
"What's a word that starts with ""u"" and ends with ""w""? Cloning."
"What do you call a short, round-bellied Salarian? Mordin Volus"
"What's the difference between USA and USB? One has standards"
"Is it wrong, to put people on your bucket list?"
"What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film? I can clearly see you're nuts"
"My barber just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."
"Why are Prank Videos AIDS? Because they are people gone sexual, happen in the hood and is sex gone wrong."
"How do you compliment a scarecrow? Tell him he's outstanding in his field!"