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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why everyone is so upset about the rioting in Ferguson The rest of America is going to do the exact same thing on Friday, they just got a head start on holiday shopping."

"If you cut off a mommy blogger's head she can continue mommy blogging for up to three full minutes."

"Did you know that commas can change the meaning of a sentence? For example : Mr.Walter is in a comma"

"you can't watch porn on the new iphone they took the jack off"

"Me: Is there alcohol in this? Barista: ... No ma'am. Me: Can there be?"

"Don't put all my eggs in one basket? Nice try, basket industry, I'm onto your marketing scam... #EasterBaskets"

"Did you hear about the antelope... Did you hear about the antelope that was trampled by a herd of elephants while getting dressed? He was a self dressed stamped antelope."

"What was the hardest part of being happy in the 1920's? Telling your parents you're gay."

"You know something, Jon Snow Lord Commander: ""So, Jon Snow, is it true you have lain with a Wildling girl?"" Jon Snow: ""Yes, sir, it is true. But I have no Ygrittes."""

"It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them... The Police call it indecent exposure, but whatever..."