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Joke of the Day
"I got a papercut writing my suicide note. It's a start. -Steven Wright"
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"I used to have a fear of hurdles.... But i got over it"
"(Creating Atheists) God: Make some humans Sciencey Angel: Will they believe in you? God: No, but they'll be so surprised when we meet!"
"What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!"
"A satyr walks into a bar... (that's the whole joke)"
"This week is Frankenstein's birthday surely he'll throw a monster party"
"Dog ate raw chicken so I called the vet to see what I could do He asked what I think they eat in the wild. Basically, he called me an idiot"
"What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea? I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth."
"The downvote button is not a disagree button."
"If I find out who stole my copy of MS office, I'll kill you... You have my Word!"