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Joke of the Day

"Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test? Fred: Yes Mum I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class."

"listen, officer - t h e o r e t i c a l l y - would I still get a carpool lane ticket if I have a body in the trunk"

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one."

"Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets? So they can run their hands through their hair."

"Just installed the iOS 9 update and I've already noticed a significant increase in my phone's battery life! This is aweso"

"I'm not that great at hide and seek... I look in the mirror and I lose everytime."

"When I got back from Vietnam people asked how I could shoot women and children...I told them, ""it's easy you just don't lead as much"""

"What is brown and sticky? Michael J Fox opening a can of coke"

"To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris."

"Can't wait for the release of Jurassic Park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours"