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Joke of the Day
"Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work? Because he got Snowden"
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"I sustained a serious neck injury a few years ago... ...and I've never looked back."
"Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you ( )"
"I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk."
"[At Wedding] Priest: And do you take me as your lawfully wedded wife? Me: I do. WAIT A SECOND Priest: TOO LATE. YOU'RE MINE NOW, IDIOT."
"Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st? because its the first date"
"Me? Racist? No way! Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."
"Butterfly Ass and Other Smells As Told by the Dog"
"The year is 2075. A student asks how World War 3 began. The teacher responds with ""Well, James Franco and Seth Rogen made a movie..."""
"I can't believe I shaved my toes for this"