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Joke of the Day

"If 4 people having sex is a foursome.... 3 people having sex is a threesome... And 2 people having sex is a twosome... Does that make me handsome?"

"I was kicked out of karate class today for describing everything the instructor did as ""senseitational"""

"What's the opposite of 4chan? 4chad"

"What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."

"what brand of power tool does Chris Brown use? Black and Decker."

"I spent all of last night trying to remember the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500 and couldn't.... ...I'm so LIVID right now."

"What do you call a questionable porcine? A Porque-pine"

"What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital? ""Oy vey!"""

"It's 27 outside. Oh great, even the weather is younger and cooler than me now."

"Threw this on a chick last night On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"