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Joke of the Day

"I spent all of last night trying to remember the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500 and couldn't.... ...I'm so LIVID right now."

"Is the EU working out? It lost a few pounds this summer."

"If you're going to go house hunting, try to blend in with your surroundings. Wear aluminum siding."

"Who's the roundest knight at King Arthur's Table? Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."

"In hell, the thermostat is guarded by a bunch of dads."

"I don't know why they call it the Oedipus Complex. Banging your mom seems fairly simple."

"For what I lack in imagination, I more than make up for in something else."

"What is Reddit's favorite airliner? Virgin airlines."

"I thought my friend was a little camp... ...but he's just two tents."

"teacher question The teacher asked his student: Does the wild fox gives birth or lays egg ? The student said: the fox is a sly !! you should expect anything from him !!"